Come to Miami and work hard! Or not!

Forget about the football team. If you wonder why this school (although not necessarily the law school) has the reputation that it has, check out Sports Illustrated’s Road Trip to Miami, especially this line:

Best place to study: The law library. The med students are far and away the smartest folks on campus and this is where they go. Maybe just being there will help your grades by osmosis.

Yeah, I know it's tongue-in-cheek but it doesn't say much about the quality of the undergradute student body here.

Then there’s this one, which is kind of funny, although I have to admit that I have no clue where this is because my universe on this campus consists of the law school, Wellness Center and about three other buildings:

Best place to see UM athletes: Between the Memorial Building and the Learning Center classrooms. The football players congregate on the benches and the baseball team is nearby at the tables. If you want a high school flashback, try sitting on the benches and see how long it takes an athlete to pick you up and move you.